Baltimore Beatdown

What is Baltimore Beatdown?


1.

A maneuver consisting of ripping off someone's arms and legs and beating them to death with them during sex.

I'll be your boyfriend....after I give you the Baltimore beatdown.

See baltimore, paralyzed, dismemberment, sex

2.

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown

I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget


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