Baltimore Breezer

What is Baltimore Breezer?

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A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.

Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.

Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.

Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.

Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.

Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.

When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.

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