What is Baltimore Colt'd?
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When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.
**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.
Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.
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