Baltinglass

What is Baltinglass?


1.

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"

-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!

See shithole, balto, sheep


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