What is Baludinaut?
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When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.
Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"
Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"
Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"
Guy 1: "....he should've just farted
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NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
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