Baluism

What is Baluism?

not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!

Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.

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