Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Nasal Geyser

1. Placing the tip of a penis up to the nostril making a flush, airtight fit and upon ejaculating creating a sensation not unlike a sneeze ..

Zacking

1. used as an adjective Zacking is a word that shouldn't be used or a zack will punch you...hard. "Dude, u suck at Halo!"..

U.p.s. Man

1. A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot. B. Bad poker pl..

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