Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

You Got Served

1. Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "Y..

Kekkowned

1. From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat. To ruin one's life by deciding to get married to..

Ejaculatory Inevitability

1. The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to de..

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