Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Alternative Weightstyle

1. Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties. I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative w..

Botros

1. To steal, or otherwise unlawfully obtain an objects. Dude, did you botros that bike? See steal, pinch, pilfer, pocket, nick, rip off..

Usl Vet

1. A vet of the board USL that came during or before November, 2003, and didn't leave for Toaster Oven or some equally silly place. L..

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