Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Coming Of Age

1. Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too..

E.z. E

1. a slut named emily..Emily Miller... and also a raper E.Z. E went to a party this weekend and macked with every guy she saw again. that ..

Muffalo

1. Any girl classified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick Hey did you hook up with that Muffalo lastnight? Let's go on a..

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