Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

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W00fle

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Miff

1. To become annoyed; bothered; flustetered. Often used sarcastically by downplaying someone's rage. They're a bit miffed at yo..

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