Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Quick One

1. a term used meaning to masturbate derived from a real stupid brazillian kid. Hey Rodrigo how many quick ones did you 1. a term used m..

Vitamin V

1. Viagra. Because some people take it like it's a vitamin. My wife and I are planning a hot night, got to take my vitamin v. 2. T..

Laying Eggs

1. Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays. I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all thos..

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