Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Hit The Deck

1. To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one. Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, ..

Hog Jowl

1. a large quantity of bacon, usually served in a bowl, basket or bucket When extremely hungry i suggest a bowl of hog jowl See hog, jowl..

Jake Born

1. He is the most amazing guy i have ever met. My life has changed so much & in the best possible ways since we've been together &..

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