Balumpus

What is Balumpus?

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slutCarrie gave me a blowjob!

See sex, blowjob, head, slut, dude, Froat

Bananastab

1. The reaction to an event or statement so absurd, so mind-numbingly stupid, so reminiscent of every single thing one hates about humanity..

Mouse On The Moon

1. Cock and balls are placed behind the legs, hence your mouse in on your moon. An advanced flashing/mooning/BA hanging technique. Instea..

Not A Damn

1. used to describe when you/someone else did not do something that you wanted to do/them to do. person a: what did you do this weekend. ..

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