Balvan Edit Meaning

1. When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch..... Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river! See ..

1. fat emo nobody, usually has a massive nose and jumps out of bushes. omg eveni nearly poked my eye out with her nose ! See eveni, ev, e..

1. A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass. I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole...