What is Balzac?
1.
kick ass japanese horror punk band... perfect halloween music...
person 1- I just saw balzac in concert.
idiot- haha you said balzac, you fag... duhhhrrrr i'm stupid. narf.
person 1- I meant the band you jackass.
idiot- don't talk to me fag... huhhhhrrrrrr huhhrrrrrr...
(person 1 eventually killed the idiot...)
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2.
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It's impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is Balzac!
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3.
a modifying word for a hot day, playing on the phrase "Hot as balls" and the French author Honere de Balzac.
It's hot as Balzac today.
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4.
1. Slang for ball sack, or a scrotum.
2. Horrible
1. He got kicked in the balzac.
2. I got fired today, man that's balzac!
5.
Not just the name of an author, but also used as a random exclamation of joy. Can also be used as an adjective demonstrating greatness.
You're not pregnant??? Balzac!!
Man, this ice cream is balzac!
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