Bambulance

What is Bambulance?


1.

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?

dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?

c: I need a bambulance

d: Who is this?

c: Joe

d: Where do you need it

c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

2.

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"


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