What is Bambulance?
1.
An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.
caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go
2.
What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.
"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"
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