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Every mans (or lesbians) dream of seeing on HD t.v., or even better, in real life.
Man 1: Did you see what was on t.v. last night?
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Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fi..
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The people you call when you make a big ass fucking mistake. Usually the Fire Department.
What do you say when you light something on ..
