Bamtitus Edit Meaning

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

1. high likelihood of being gay without being willing to admit it. Eric was so homophobic we were all certain he was also homolikely. See..

1. When one consumes too much spicy Mexican food causing the rectum to burn during a bowel movement. Ouch, that spicy taco gave me el fica..