What is Banana Boner?
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A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.
The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!
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Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.
After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.
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