Banana Brained

What is Banana Brained?


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Original:

"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)

Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.

"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)

Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:

Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"

Recipient - "I don't know, what?"

Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"

Original:

Adjective refering to a person -

After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-

"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -

"Damn, Johnson's hit!"

"He gonna make it?"

"No, banana brained."

Adjective -

"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -

"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."

See moron, idiot, fool, retard, tard, headshot, frag, gib


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