What is Banana Man?
1.
The BEST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.No arguments....he just fucking is.
"When Eric eats a banana he becomes....THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER"
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2.
a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.
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the banana man almost bananaized me back in the supermarket but i got away.
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3.
A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
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4.
A male of 'Far Eastern' heritage and family history (i.e Chinese) born and brought up in 'The West' (i.e UK).
Giving an appearance of 'Yellow' on the outside whilst being 'White' on the inside.
A Banana Man is a person appearing more Chinese than a China man in China eating a Chinese meal from his Chinese families best China, but talking with a Birmingham accent and with a name like Ken!
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5.
One who attempts to cross a streat with his eyes open while wearing a yellow suit and calling himself banana man
Meatwad:Couldn't I just cross the street with one eye open?
Master Shake: You could if you want to cheat, do you think cheating will get you anywhere? You might as well just wear a yellow suit and call yourself banana man, 'cause that is what you're doing,so c'mon lets see it banana man.
6.
An asian guy with a big dick. Referred to as a banana because it is yellow.
Girl 1: I'm not hooking up with him, he's Asian.
Girl 2: I heard he's a banana man.
Girl 1: Oh really? I'm gonna go get me some of that Chinaman then.
Girl 2: I don't think that's the preferred nomenclature.
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stupid tall bog eyed creature, resembling a character from the cartoon funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee hair cut.
"christ banana man, you're such a stupid bog eyed creature, resembling a character from funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee haircut!"