Bananabate

What is Bananabate?

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Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.

Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.

See masturbation, banana, donkey punch, rusty trombone, dirty gas pump
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