Band Rat

What is Band Rat?


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Someone who spends all thier free time hanging around a band or attending concerts without seeming to have any purpose for being there. Never seen doing anything with a purpose except pestering hotties.Talks all the time about music/band/band life like they're knowledgable, but aren't. There to moochand hook up.

There to consume, spoil others' enjoyment, and spread disease, like a rat chewing its way into a bag of grain, eating a little while pissing and leaving shit on all that's left.

"I thought he was cool at first, kinda good-looking, but he turned out to be a fuckin' band rat. He was going on and on, talking like he knew the guys in the band, but he didn't even know the bass player was a special guest from another band. Then he asked me for my cell phone number and the whole time he was staring at Amy's breasts."

See sycophant, hooking up, mooch, poseur, poser, mall rat


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