Bandaid Edit Meaning

1.

n.

1. a girl, who, like a groupie, hangs out with a certain group of rock stars. however, unlike a groupie she's "there for the music" and is a true inspiration to rock and roll. she also supposedly refuses to sleep with rock stars and claims that groupies only do so to be near someone famous. penny lanefrom the movie almost famous is the quintessential bandaid.

2. in metaphorical terms, a girl who hangs out with a certain fraternity. unlike fraternity groupies, whom the brothers tend to loathe, she does not sleep with the brothers, aka, the rock stars. she has been known to, on occasion, give a boy a blow job. she is an inspiration to the brothers, and when she is not around, her presence is missed, for she is quite a precious asset to the boys.

girl 1: my name is polexia aphrodesia, but you can call me polly. so, penny, how's it going?

girl 2: well, i've got my eye on that hot drummer over there. what about you?

girl 1: there's a fratastic guitarist up on the stage that i'd just love to go home with tonight. but i'll behave...as always...

2.

BANDAID is an acronym for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve An Immediate Death. It was created by a man known as SKwho is the leader of a gang called SNL, or the Street Niggas for Life.

BANDAID and BANDED are two mantras, two of few pieces of information that is publicly known about the SNL gang.

Guy 1: "Yo, that fool just stole all your money, man!"

Guy 2: "Don't worry. BANDAID, my nigga, BANDAID."

See snl, chicago, mishawaka, sk, gang, banded

3.

A pad

Girl 1: Wana go to the mall with me to get some bandaids?

Girl 2: Yeah sure I need some too!

See pad, period, vag, blood, vajayjay

4.

Someone who is always hurt in a sport; or always gets reinjuried after getting healthy.

1) "Bak get back on the ice you fucking bandaid."

2) "Your hurt again? You are a fucking bandaid."

5.

A condom. Goes along with the slang "cut," meaning "fuck."

Can I cut ya? I got a box of bandaids in my Escalade, I ain't playin'.