What is Band-aid Baby?
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A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.
Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?
Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.
Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.
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n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.
Ivoryonics.
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One who takes advantage of a woman when she's incapacitated: i.e. "pirating the muff."
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