Band-aid Baby

What is Band-aid Baby?

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A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.

Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?

Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.

Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.

See pregnant, divorce, band-aid, baby, birth control, accident, marriage
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