What is Bander?
1.
Il vas bander pour elle.
He will have a boner for her.
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2.
Punjabi phrase meaning monkey.
You really are useless,you bander
3.
an interaction typically between Paul (although it could be another student) and a professor, usually involving some sexual innuendos, and done for the sole purpose of humiliation of the recipient
"Yesterday Paul got totally bandered in class." or "Did you see that vicious bandering Monday in class?"
4.
A term used to describe the small flecks of testicle debris typically found in the small section of a toilet rim where the seat separates near the front. Derived from the root word "Balls" and the word "Dander".
"Oh man, I wish he'd wipe that bander off before he leaves."
"There was a pile of bander on the toilet today, don't men wash their balls?"
"Oh baby, shake some bander on my face!"
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5.
someone whos cool and in the band. often may play the flute, clarinet, or drums. the only 3 instuments needed because FLUTES HAVE THE SAME PART AS TRUMPETS! except for our solos. nobody cares about any of the brass instuments cause they all stink of smelly gym socks.
Woah!! Did you just see those banders walk past?
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6.
A combination of badger and panda that came to mean frolicking freely, and jumping and skipping about and general energetic fun. Also can be used for describing random walks for no real reason, bit like rambling.
"that kitten is bandering about"
"sam's gone for a quick bander"
"Anyone up for a bander?"