What is Bandersnatch?
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One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
2.
The extrememly dangerous creature from the survival horror game Resident Evil Code Veronica X. Built to be the multi-purpose tyrant, they are equipped with a singular super strong stretchy arm. (hence the "band" as in bandy in the name bandersnatch) on there right side and have no arm on the left. Get too close they grab your head and crush your skull. Get too far away they will batter you about via stretching their arm. If you hide up/down stairs they will use the arm like a grappling hook to grab hold of an object and pursue. Very slow moving but deadly. Generally in packs of 3 but the occassional singular individual.
Best weapon for extermination: Bow gun with gun-powder tipped arrows. Golden Lugers. (as Steve shows in the game, saving Claire)
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3.
a super elite counterstrike and quake 3 entity that will beat you unless your like CPL or some uber shit like that.
natural habitat is cs_office, aim_aztec, de_train, Q3DM17
normally found spelt with a ? for example "Bandersnatch?" so as to convey a sence of confusion.
i was trying to have a pleasent game of CS, but some 1337 guy called Bandersnatch kept owning me!
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4.
the reference to a girl/woman's pussy - of which isn't necessarily dirty or ugly from previous whorage - rather, the thought of or encounter with the vagina flags signals that it possesses foulness OR natural whorish form/appearance. The
mismanagement and neglect imposed on this particular vagina by its owner creates in turn a pussy not prepared to make impressions by any measure. However, it is still desirable enough to bang. It clearly has the potential to meet higher standards as well.
Examples of conditions which lead to the bandersnatch are as follows:
Bushy
Smelly
Linty
Subpar appearance/shape
Deformed symmetry
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5.
a fine ass bitch who fucks whomever she pleases simply because she can
Jessie motherfucking Whitfield
Also known for bandersnatching aka hitting and quitting it, bandering about aka on the prowl for some ass, banderschreeching aka what she does when she finds out the guy has a small dick, using her banderclaws aka she can put up a mean fight and fuck a bitch up, bander fuck aka the best fuck of your life
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6.
derived from the most bandersnatch poem The Jabberwocky by the esteemed Lewis Carroll, it has evolved to be synonymous with excellent, beautiful, or to be a general sign of happiness.
why keith, that is a bandersnatch osprey there; or, that would be bandersnatch if the beast was defeated and all osprey could soar the beautiful skies with no fear of the beasts banshee-like howl that turns heros to cowards and cowards to something worse than a coward. reeee.
7.
A dirty vagina with teeth and tenticles
A bandersnatch, is, but is not a limited to, a pit like being with fangs, tentacles, and normally suction cups!
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