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farting into a rag and then sniffing it
Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a mic..
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All those dumb motherfuckers who just talk shit to each other on youtube.
"look at all these fucking ehaterhipsters on youtube tal..
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Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.
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