Bandito

What is Bandito?


1.

old mexican sex technique. Man places his penis in womans mouth, vigorously humps her face. Kicks her in the back of the head and steals her cat.

How you were concieved

See tex

2.

A Mexican-Spanish word used to describe a person that lives outside the law. Usually a thief or robber that steals property. Made popular to the American public through a Frito Corn Chips advertisemnt created in 1967 which depicted a stereotypical Mexican bandito.

That Bandito took off with my horse!

See bandito, outlaw, frito, mexican, corn chips

3.

slang for mexican gang banger

Those fuckin banditos ripped my brother off.

4.

A cool Mexican moustache. Makes you look like a badass mexican bandit.

Woah check out that dud'es badass bandito, he looks like a mean motherfucker.

5.

Mooch, steal.

"Hey, who the hell banditoed my hoagie?!?"

6.

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

See bum jammer, fudge packer, rectal rooter, homo, fag


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