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Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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A penis that resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Usually associates with the unwanted, eg. snatchcrackers.
His cockdoggie inside me felt li..