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The greatest place on the planet. (Oregon)
Ted: Whats the greatest place on the planet, God?
God: Pacific City, OR.
Ted: I like your ..
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someone who never wants to have sex
My wife and I used to do it 3 or 4 times a week. Now we never have sex, she's become a noneph..
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When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible.
Man, check out the ZZ Top..