Bandy Candy

What is Bandy Candy?


1.

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.

Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death

1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!

2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)

1: Oh god! What have we done?!

2: I want to die!

See vomit, bandy drinking, candy, poison, suicide


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