What is Bang Bus?
1.
Fake, totally unintersesting porn site that has become extremely popular in some bizarre, metaphysical manner. Often credited with single-handedly starting the God-awful trend of "reality" porn sites. Follows the adventures of a handful of bad actors and general wankers employed by porn juggernaut Ox Entertainment. Can typically be seen in and around South Florida paying fat, used-up, coke-shooting skanks $700 to ride around in a van and get reamed by one of the ugly freaks of nature that resides therein. Even then, if you dare conjure up any semblence of an erection, it's usually quelled by a certain wheezing, giggling, cackling, totally obnoxious bastard going by the name of Dirty Sanchez. Very little is known about this mysterious individual, other than the fact that he insists on cracking bad jokes the entire time and seems to get off on random, amateurish zooming and panning. A bunch of equally stupid and low-quality porn sites that feature many of the same girls along with the same lame-brained actors are included as extras for those deluded enough to actually buy a subscription to this shitopia. Even worse than Milf Hunter.
"Hey baby gurrrr hahahahaha wanna like ga hahahaha like come ride with us? Hahahaha, dude, dude, dude!!"
-Dirty Sanchez
2.
A "reality" porn website where two guys pretend to pick up random girls on the street and pay them to have sex in the back of a moving car.
Dude, I just saw your sister on Bang Bus!
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A dauntingly stupid exploitation/reality porn site featuring two or so utterly insipid and useless individuals, driving around and "tricking" girls into having sex with them. Apparently the premise of the site is less about sex, but more about immature pranks and insults pulled by the man-childeren running the show. If this idea sounds appealing, my advice would be to rent yourself a van, drive on down the nearest lesbian rally, and swiftly erradicate yourself from the gene pool.
I have the IQ of a bowl of pudding, but man do I love the Bangbus!
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The best porn site out there. Dirty Sanchez is a stud, picks up all the girls!
Dude, I saw your mom getting boned on BANG BUS!!!
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Nigga my boy D. Sanchez(Doug Sanchez) picks off hot broads off the gangsta streets of miami. 305 baby. they usually pick up hos from the 305area but did go to europe to pick hoes up there. Often pick up latina girls cuz they dont speak english and are easier to bang if offered cash. Sanchez is one of them cool talkin cats who lures em in the bus. He usually gets the ho to bang one of his dudes( preston, alex, ramone wit da big one, or others). they offer money and she gives in. After there done they say get out and theyll pay her. but them niggaz drive off and leave that sorry bitch on the street yellin and screamin while they laugh. Bangbus stylie nigga. Other copy cats out there like backseatbangers, slutbus, milf cruiser gay fake ass shit like that. Ppl say bangbus is fake, and they even have a disclaimer sayin it is. But i kno about this tricky paper work game son... bangbus is real... this shit is not a joke. They got them trickin the ppl who think its fake with the disclaimer. but sanchez really do what he do knamean dog.
The Bangbus rolls on spinners.
Sanchez is down man, he kno all the hood terms. he rep the 305 miami area.
Bizzang Bus ho.
