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A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say ..
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One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others...
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The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.
"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's&qu..
