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A clitoris having the ability to stretch as though it were a balloon worthy of a balloon animal.
As the porn star pulled her elastoclit..
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when a guy slaps a girl with his boner
damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left tes..
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to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
See fuck the dog,..