Bangle Dangle

What is Bangle Dangle?

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A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

See balls, hanging, salad bar, balding, overweight, tuck, stomach
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