Bänker

What is Bänker?


1.

Politer version of wanker

"He's a right banker!"

See Halo

2.

noun

1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.

2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.

Related Slang

1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.

1. The banker told me my house could not be used as collateral for my son’s tuition because he had crashed the housing market.

2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.

3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!

See jerk, bully, bourgeoisie, proletariat

3.

The term given to the girl you know you can get by the end of the evening. E.G. Its not a challenge, you are punching below your weight so its for sure.

You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!

"Hey Tom thats a banker over there!"

"For sure Mark, she's alright but i'm going for that real fitty"

"Oh well, if you dont get her, you can rely on the banker!!"

See banker, fitty, bank, last, night

4.

another term used to describe a jew.

That big nosed "banker" stole my bagel.

See jew, kike, carp, bagels

5.

When a girl is sleeping and you filp her over an fuck her ass with a roll of quarters.

Yeah, Amy wouldnt blow me so when she fell asleep i gave her a banker

See bank, banker, quarters, fuck ass, rape, sleep

6.

when doing a girl from behind (vaginal or anal) the man pulls out before ejaculating and proceeds to ejaculate on her back and throwing a handful of monopoly money on it

man 1: how did the strip board game night go?

man 2: great dude i got that girl and some monopoly money and BANKERed the shit out of her!

man 1: cope you are man!

See monopoly, banker, money, monopoly money, tig o bitties

7.

Bänker is the swedish word for money.

Give me all your bänker, bitch!


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