What is Banner?
1.
Ridiculously great. Similar to the word epic, usually used to describe an awesome event or action.
Due to the massive amount of fresh powder that dropped last night the snow folks had a banner ski day.
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2.
a person that will do anything for attention; a flashy or flamboyount person; someone drawing attention to themselves; (like a flashy advertising banner online)
-Dude, your girlfriends' a total banner.
-Why's that banner doing naked cartwheels?
-You can see her nice ass in her miniskirt, man I love banners.
-Check out that guy shouting in his cellphone, what a banner.
-That blond chick was such a banner in high school.
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3.
mostly commercial ads on your screen spoiling and distracting that what you are looking at/for.
looking into a problem in with you have to keep your focus, for instant: terms of licensie or something interesting.
banners and banner ads flicker, beep, yell, ring and more to press their button.
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4.
a state of severe depression
leaving college is going to leave me so bannered
