Banner Elk Suprise

What is Banner Elk Suprise?

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The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.

This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

See shocker, doggy, fisting, checking the oil
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