What is Banquet Hat?
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A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.
Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!
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An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of..