What is Banter Machine?
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A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.
The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.
Random Words:
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Someone who refuses to eat food shaped like animals; i.e. Goldfish, animal crackers, chocolate Easter bunnies
"My grandmother used..
