What is Banter Machine?
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A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.
The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.
Random Words:
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A quickie blow job. Used exclusively for when you don't have time for more scandelous activities.
"Honey, I told my wife I&ap..
