What is Banter Machine?
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A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.
The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.
Random Words:
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
