What is Banukkah?
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A birthday celebration lasting 8 days, starting on your birth date and continuing for the next 7 days.
My banukkah celebration this year was the best ever. On Saturday we had dinner and partied at the Castaway's. On Sunday my girlfriends took me to lunch. On Monday they had a cake for me at work. On Tuesday I received a birthday note from a dear friend. On Wednesday I met friends and had Mojitos after work. On Thursday a friend dropped over and brought me a new book. On Friday my sister and brother-in-law took me out to dinner. On Saturday my Husband took me to a play. On Sunday I took time to reflect on a great banukkah.
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