What is Baptise?
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When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
Baptise that shit dude!
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To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.
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When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony..
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Having two toes projecting forward and two toes projecting backwards. Birds that climb through foliage or in trees display this trait.
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