Baptist Hand Job

What is Baptist Hand Job?

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

Kerscuffilified

1. To be in the state of confusion. I am all kerscuffilified. See kerscuffilified, dog, fat, face, mexican, beaner, doug..

Twat-zilla

1. an uber twat-waffle. see twat-waffle My ex-girlfriend is being a cock-block god, i can't even get pussy now, she is a twat-zilla. ..

Crackwhore Kaila

1. A girl who whores around to get crack ;D Her name is Kaila, and if you don't like it then pack up your shit and find a foster home..

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