Bar Equity

What is Bar Equity?


1.

The amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club.

Example 1:

Dude1: How'd it go last night?

Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"

Example 2:

Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Uhhhh......

Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.

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