Bar Mud

What is Bar Mud?


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The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.

Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet

Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.

Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops

See bar hop, angry pirate, sorostitutes, bar fly, bar cabbage


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