What is Bar Music?
1.
Music that makes you want to dance, sing, and party. Music that -doesn't- make you want to cry in your beer, look for a rope and a chair, or walk into the nearest fucking river.
(so-o-o-o-o hard to do this and pick a genre that everybody will understand, so I'm going back to day 1. Elvis. Ask your grandpap if you have absolutely no clue :-) )
Elvis Bar Music: Burnin' Love
Elvis -not- Bar Music: Are You Lonesome Tonight
OK, one more -
Old Springsteen Bar Music: Thunder Road
Old Springsteen -not- Bar Music: Darkness on the Edge of Town
OK, and just a little more current -
Fergie Bar Music: London Bridge
Fergie -not- Bar Music: Big Girls Don't Cry
See 
Random Words:
1. 
Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.
That chick totally screamed when I.. 
1. 
To steal.
The term "cop" means to obtain, and undercover implies secrecy.
To undercover cop something means to take it witho..