What is Bar Music?
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Music that makes you want to dance, sing, and party. Music that -doesn't- make you want to cry in your beer, look for a rope and a chair, or walk into the nearest fucking river.
(so-o-o-o-o hard to do this and pick a genre that everybody will understand, so I'm going back to day 1. Elvis. Ask your grandpap if you have absolutely no clue :-) )
Elvis Bar Music: Burnin' Love
Elvis -not- Bar Music: Are You Lonesome Tonight
OK, one more -
Old Springsteen Bar Music: Thunder Road
Old Springsteen -not- Bar Music: Darkness on the Edge of Town
OK, and just a little more current -
Fergie Bar Music: London Bridge
Fergie -not- Bar Music: Big Girls Don't Cry
See
Random Words:
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The act of taking a dump inside of a car.
When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realize..
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A pair of pants that one thinks to bring them good luck!
Marty: Hey John! Don't go outside tomorrow, it's Friday 13th!
John:..
