What is Barack Lopez?
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The coolest man on earth. A combination of George Lopez and Barack Obama. Anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.
Guy 1 - "yo dude im fucking #1!!"
Guy 2 - "no i think you're forgetting somebody...."
Guy 1 - "oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man"
Guy 2 - "its okay you're a close #2"
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