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The Wild Rantings of a Fish out of water after just being in tomato soup for a week
he was going off at me like a cheese snog
See chee..
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A dumb joke playing on a pun, pants pronounced with a lisp.
Panther no panths, I'm throwing a party...
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Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate
Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!..