What is Baraqueasal?
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n "bar-&-'kü-'wE-z&l
Dangerous, but elusive amphibious predator found in the north-east United States, primarily in the depths of the Adirondack State Park. This mythically configured nocturnal beast is a cross between a barracuda and a weasel and can only be deterred with 15-foot sticks.
Shit am I drunk. . . I just hit two tabs, but dude, I SWEAR A BOYSCOUT'S OATH this crazy fucking baraqueasal is after me! Oh God. HEEELLLP! Get the stick!
