Barbarian Mudslide

What is Barbarian Mudslide?

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.

Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?

Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..

Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.

See donkey punch, piss, shit, golden shower, scat

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