What is Barbecue?
1.
The first thing a cashier will guess if you're buying hot dogs and buns, when really you're just a fucking bachelor.
Cashier: Having a barbecue?
Bachelor: ...no.
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2.
An expression used to show agreement or pleasure.
Skank: "Did u see dat film last night, innit????"
Lord Chancellor: "Yes, it was frightfully barbecue"
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3.
Crack cocaine, or smoking crack (barbecueing)
Did you see that pale fucker? Probably been up barbecueing for days.
Your teeth wouldn't be so yellow if you'd stop smokin'the fuckin barbecue
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4.
a gathering of people, party ect where the ratio of guys to girls is wrong.
resulting in a large amount of sausage and meat
a party with a ratio of 2:3 of girls to guys is not considered a barbecue. The ratio must be lower than 1:2 of girls to guys
Bob: yo man how was that party on the weekend
Stu: it was a freaking barbecue so i got the fuck out of there
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5.
When you are smoking crystal meth out of a glass pipe and you burn your finger.
That bitch done barbecue her finger again!
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6.
for a white girl, to date a black guy.
"She's smoking hot -- does she barbecue?"
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