What is Barbed Surprise?
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When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
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