What is Barbed Surprise?
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When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
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The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.
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word u see when ur getting raped by the horse demons in JADE EMPIRE
i saw a horse demon and it immoliated me..
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to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"
I haven't take..
