What is Barbed Surprise?
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When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
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Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep..
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someone who does something wrong, then gives an apology and feels guilty about it
Hee hee, I'm gonnna prank him *plays a prank*
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