Barbed Surprise

What is Barbed Surprise?

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

See barbed wire, man dog, rape, penetration

Chokd

1. when somebody is stoned and they're ayes are half closed like an asian person, or if they choke when taking a pipe or bong. chok..

Orphandörf

1. a situation or subject that is beyond description with other positive terms and cannot be any more perfect Ever since I stopped wearing..

Asamoot

1. A derogatory term for a player on an online game who believes him or herself to be much better than he or she actually is. Derived form ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Barbed Surprise Edit Meaning