What is Barbed Surprise?
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When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
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A Mo-Hawk on a black person. Hair looks and feels like a brillo pad or steel wool.
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The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.
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