Barbed Surprise

What is Barbed Surprise?

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

See barbed wire, man dog, rape, penetration

Vagagin

1. 1. To gag while eating from the genitalia of a female. 2. A typo form of the word 'vagina.' Last night when I 'went dow..

Queef

1. an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet. 2. queef (kweef) n...

Navan

1. refers to the ultimate bastard cunt he's a fucking navan bastard..

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