Barbed Surprise

What is Barbed Surprise?

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

See barbed wire, man dog, rape, penetration

Iwad

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Zekial

1. syn. A zoobarf. "Last night I saw a zekial." "What?" "You know, a zoobarf." "Ohh..."..

Hard Toy

1. a guy who gets a boner when playing with him self all alone with his momma in the next room. I Chase have had a hard toy many times!..

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