Barbie Edit Meaning

1.

a plastic whore

if barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?

2.

a plastic doll that mysteriously gets a new sister every year or so.

I think she really does it with Ken but they say its her sister so ppl dont think she's a crackwhore that will sit on a cock for beer money.

Man, another sister for barbie?! How the fuck does she have another sister!!!

the stupid mother fucking crack heads at Matell.

3.

A plastic doll, apprx. 11 1/2 inches in height, manufactured by Mattel since 1959, where she was introduced at the American Toy Fair at NYC. Barbie, a rather well endowed female, is known to have been an astronaut, a lawyer, veterinarian, model, and much more-and recently-a mom. Fact of the matter is, so many weirdos are obsessed with Barbie that they tend to attempt to obtain her figure and looks, which is completely impossible, as Barbie is a fictional character. Barbie also owns many dollhouses and convertibles in her name. If it were not for real people out there, she'd quite possibly be the most successful creature out there.

Barbie is blond, has a pink convertible, a pink house, and a number of sisters. Her boyfriend/husband/whatever you'd like to call him is named Ken. Yup...

See Tifa

4.

A plastic blonde doll; victim of decapitation; supermodel body; a symbol of bimboism

Barbie: Hi-eeee

Barbie: How are you today?

Barbie: Oh, you mean me? (giggles)

Audience: (rolls eyes)

See Maya

5.

derived form Barbecue

(cook out)

"throw another shrimp prawnon the barbie

6.

The stupid doll that little girls play with and later grow up to be idiotic teenyboppers.

*10 years old*

Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?

Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!

*5 years later*

Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1

Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111

Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?

Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1

Sue:LOLZ!!!11

See TheWiggidy

7.

A blonde plasticgirl that is very popular towards young girls between the ages of 3-6. She has the perfect life and owns a pink house and a convertible. She has many friends. Barbie can be very scarey at times because she does not blink and will stare at you no matter where you are; she also smiles 24/7 even when you break her head off.

Barbie is a waste of money, if you buy her then you'll have to buy her friends, and her house and her sisters and her car and her ken. BARBIE IS A BIG WASTE OF MONEY!

See plastic, doll, blonde, slut, whore