What is Barbie Dolls?
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A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
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A blonde plastic white girl doll who comes with accesories in ALL shades of pink. Girls and some gay little boys play with them while they are young, and when they grow up, they throw out the dolls and deny ever owning/playing with one.
Though she is all smiles and seems innocent, we all know that she is a secret spy invented by the government so that they can watch the little children through tiny cameras implanted into Barbie's eyes and send the videos to Michael Jackson.
When the little children are sleeping the Barbie dolls come alive and rummage through their drawers and stock them with condoms and porn so that the kids get into trouble. They are also known for stealing the last cookie from the cookie jar and leaving the room a mess so that the parents yell at the children. Barbies are mischief and are bad.
As time and toy companies goes by, Barbies still remain. Her image has changed from stuffy old grandma clothing to dressing in fishnets, short shorts, and high heels.
Barbie has a little sister named Kelly who I swear looks like the creepy guy from the Quaker oatmeal box and a boyfriend named Ken who has a small dick and weird hair.
Young children and sometimes gay men play with barbie dolls.
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