What is Barbie Hair?
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BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.
"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."
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(adj) form of f'donk; the state of being cock-slapped unconscious
The bitch passed out after we got f'donkulous on her ass.
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